Sad news, everyone. We can't get Justin here for his interview this week, because, well, he's dead.
Here's the obituary that ran this morning in The Moon Times:
Tonight, we will be "Crying a river" for our dear friend Justin Timberlake. On Tuesday, June 26 2012, JT left us as a result of bringing "Sexy" back, which is the name of his parasite which he brought back from his recent trip to New Jersey. Justin enjoyed sharing his musical talent with the women of Earth, and as of late, turned his focus to acting. His crowning performance was his role as "Boo-Boo Bear" on the 2010 classic, Yogi Bear. Justin's thoughts turned to his work with 'N Sync, regretting that they had not gotten back together again to create one last magical record. As he laid in agony, he bargained with God to take Lance Bass instead. Ultimately, Justin lost the battle he so bravely fought. As we all know, God must have spent a little more time on Justin. He is survived by his doggies and his considerable Grammy collection. Bye bye bye, Justin. We'll see you "In Time." (get it?)
Thursday, June 28, 2012
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