10. Hunting season is a state holiday.
9. People get mad when you swear.
8. Everybody knows your name, even those whom you don't want to.
7. If you ask a question, it's answered in scripture form.
6. "You're not going to the celestial kingdom" is considered a burn.
5. All the flippin' four letter words are spelled differently than the darn rest of the country.
4. There are carrots in your Jell-o.
3. The most common haircut is "The Missionary".
2. More people watch General Conference than the Super Bowl.
1. Chapels here are like Starbucks everywhere else.
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haha, makes sense. I'm definitely living in utah
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